BEFORE
IZZY
I am having a bad beard day. Mom says little girls aren't suppose to have mustaches and beards. Well I do. That is why I need Mrs. G. or Lynnette as Mom calls her, to groom me. Katrinka always rubs it in that she doesn't need to be groomed and doesn't have a beard or mustache. Well goodie-two-shoes, you shed all over everything and I don't!! Plus have you looked in a mirror lately? You have whiskers like a giant catfish.
AFTER
When Mom picks me up she always says, "Are you sure that is Izzy?"
KATRINKA
I am a natural beauty! If you are not, call Mrs. G. at 616-846-4249. She sure makes my little sidekick look good.
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